What's new in the radius..: January 2009

I am looking for a mini mare, right. So i run across this ad(mind you this is all i know about the woman's minis, I did not go to her website)....

100+ Amha miniature horses for sale in 7 dispersals! all ages, sizes, colors, and sex! prices start at $500. appies, overos, frame overos, dilutes, etc. Rowdy, Orion, Scout, etc. bloodlines. From pets to top show quality. Discounts on packages. Can help with transport. godspeedminis.com

I email her...

Hi I am looking for a mini mare or filly. Are you firm at $500? I can pick them up asap and pay in cash. I am in Decatur

She emails back...

you're kidding, right????? followed with a long list of every mini thing she has won.

I write her back....

WOW!!! What a response! I know, that some of the people, who e-mail me about horses make me want to ask that very same question. Actually, I do not think I wrote anything funny at all. You have an ad out with a few minis on it and it says $500 and up. I simply asked if you were firm at $500. Maybe I should have, wrote it to say "I want a pet quality mini mare, would you happen to have or know of one,priced $500 or less?" I just sold a eventing stallion and the girl gave me a mini donkey for my mother-in-law; I am looking for the donkey a pasture mate. Since I compete on most all mares, I figured the mini should be one also. Thanks so much for your time,Jillian WoodwardKbar Barrel HorsesHome to Infinity Performance Horseswww.kbarbarrelhorses.com214/3##-####

Then I was going to forward it to a few of my friends and I wrote this....

I emailed a lady(from an ad) about minis she had listed. It said $500 and up.....so i asked if she was firm on the $500 on all of them....and this is what she sent me..... CUNT...how the hell was i supposed to know she had god blessed minis she is in bowie i have half a mind to drive up there and kick her ass! why reply back like that? why not just ignore my email all together? I wrote her back. I was super nice. Telling her that I sold a horse and the girl gave me a mini donkey for my mother in law and i simply want a buddy for it. all most true. I took a stud and a gelding mini donkey in on torch(plus cash too). I am so stoke they are cute as fuck. i think my new puppy plantinium is deaf. she is always by herself, unless bloomer goes and gets her. brandon said no to the brown mare. he said if she is still for sale in a few months then we can get her or something else. i am getting new truck so i cant bitch i guess. so we will have something to drive up there. nellie wont make it to ks!!!! maybe not even okc....

Being angry that no one had emailed/called me to bitch about this lady, I check my emails to see that she got the forward not yal, it read...........................................

niiiicccce!!!

So i wrote her back......

Sorry, I meant to forward that to a few of my friends(showing them how unprofessional you are) but I guess I hit reply instead. That was obvious, I am sure. Still, your email was completely uncalled for and rude. Why even answer it? Hopefully you are just having a bad day and not completely untactful to everyone who sends you what seems like an out of place e-mail. That would be a sad lonely life. Now I will get to forward all of this. Fun, Fun. You will have barrel races across the country laughing. Wish it would have been sooner, not everyone is awake now. You're kidding, right.Jillian